Mood:  irritated
I am not having the best of days.
My form tutor, Mrs. Clarke, was the one to go schitzo today and all because I wanted to walk home in trainers. But seriously, I am not going to walk home in the most uncomfortable shoes ever created and so I stood my ground.
The result: A date with the deputy head and a day in the inaptly named inclusions room.
I seriously don't know why it's called that. I mean, you're not aclually included in anything - you're excluded.
It's probably a phsychological ploy to make the less aware people feel happier about the situation they are in. How kind.
My theory that Mrs. (<-- Ha!) Clarke is a hermaphrodite lies loosly on the verge of breaking point seeing that she is pregnant. I'm not sure whether lady-men can become pregnant, but I'm sure they can't. Nevermind. I'll just have to find another insult to use against her.

This is a very artistic portrait of our friend right now.

Mood:  lyrical
Now Playing: Morrissey: 'I like you'
"Why has my life been cursed, poisoned and condemned?"
...My computer has crashed twice while writing this post!

Half term ends. Back to school.
The day begins with a schitzo french teacher they call Mrs. Whitworth and comes to an end with the patronizing, detestable Mrs. Cornwell of the english department.

Nothing funny has really happened today so I will treat you all to a meaty little story published on Poop Report.com written by me:
The Bog Monster
Don't read if you have a weak stomach...

Just a bit about myself.
Mood:  hug me
Now Playing: Morrissey: 'Don't make fun of Daddy's voice'
Hello and welcome to the world of Jonjo. I am 15 and living in the wonderful England, Portsmouth-ish to be more detailed.

My interests are vast, but some of my favourite hobbies are Basketball and the Army Cadet Force. I love music of most kinds and genres. My favourite singer is Morrissey because he is simply a genious. That is to say that he is genuinely a master of his lyrics dealing with all aspects of life.
Therefore, my favourite band is The Smiths who Morrissey fronted before their split in 1987.

I also love the following, but with less gusto:
UB40,
Ian Dury (and the Blockheads),
Reel Big Fish,
Franz Ferdinand,
MeatLoaf,
The Fun lovin' Criminals.
That's all for now - but I'll be back!